King Charles Trolls U.S. by Attending "No Kings Rally"
NEW YORK—King Charles III made a surprise appearance at a "No Kings Rally" in New York City today. The king, known for pranks like gag gifts at Christmas and royally ripping off British citizens, is now jovially trolling Americans too.
Charles addressed thousands while outfitted with royal robes, a sparkling scepter and the St. Edwards crown. "I simply desired to show you Americans what you're missing, to show you what a real king looks like. If you’re ready to forgive me for the whole Diana thing, I might be willing to give Trump and your long-standing oligarchs some advice on style and decorum to make your subjugation more palatable. My talent, my only relevant talent to be quite honest, is making organized crime look like a birthright and absolutely divine."
Shortly afterwards, Charles was mistaken for a peacefully protesting costume character and shot with rubber-coated metal bullets by NYPD.
A reminder that Britain still hasn’t broken free from their own monarchy (or oligarchs for that matter):
The Royals are ‘taking the Mickey’ | James O’Brien on LBC
The original Channel 4 expose on British royal finances:
https://www.channel4.com/programmes/the-king-the-prince-their-secret-millions