Archive - Return the Lemons

Covid Recruited by CIA to Do What It's Already Doing

Jun 17 •

Brandy / Return the Lemons

Bass and Newsom Sign Tear Gas Canisters with Messages to Peaceful Protestors

LOS ANGELES—In an effort to encourage the public to exercise their first amendment rights, Mayor Karen Bass and Governor Gavin Newsom have signed LAPD…

Jun 17 •

Brandy / Return the Lemons

King Charles Trolls U.S. by Attending "No Kings Rally"

NEW YORK—King Charles III made a surprise appearance at a "No Kings Rally" in New York City today.

Jun 15 •

Brandy / Return the Lemons

Bernie Sanders Hospitalized After Nonviolently Fighting Oligarchy at Renaissance Fair Joust

Bernie Sanders was rushed to the hospital Saturday evening after being thrown from a horse during another joust at his Fighting Oligarchy Tour.

Jun 13 •

Brandy / Return the Lemons

Vet Shocked Depressed Dog Hasn't Already Killed Himself- Offers MAID

Sprinkles, a three-year-old golden retriever was taken to the vet for what was supposed to be a routine check-up, only to be offered the rainbow bridge…

Jun 5 •

Brandy / Return the Lemons

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